Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.
"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, " Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? "
The dentist replies " Sure you will! "
The patient replies " Great, I couldn't play a note before! "
Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor "
Father to young lady "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!“
Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?"
"Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?"
"To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie...
A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth. He said, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Dont worry, it's my first extraction too.
Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc,but don't forget to send your bill to the other man
Dentist says to the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock cricket day-night game.
